Would anyone like to share what they’ve made creative "wacky tobaccy" pipes out of?

I took a a drill and used a good sized drill bit, a pearing knife, a rather good sized carrot, a screen, and some vegetable oil. Step one: hollow out the shaft using the drill and bit.Step two: carve out the bowl using the pear knife and connect the bowl and shaft.Step three: soak the carrot in vegetable oil for an hour.Step four: take the carrot out of the oil and let it dry for a day. This will harden the outside of the carrot, make it more fire proof, and keep the carrot from drying out.Step five: put in the screen and smoke up.

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i’ve used potatoes, apples, 20oz plastic pop bottles, 2 litre plastic pop bottles (as a g-bong, the best if i say so myself) and plastic baggies (close the opening of the baggie as it’s pushed up against your hand around the non-lit end of a joint and slowly pull the baggy out, the smoke fills up the bag, then put the opening to your lips and inhale. why you wouldn’t just smoke the joint, who knows.)