Don’t buy me flowers
They cost far too much
The price goes up
For the silly shmuck
On Valentine’s Day…
Don’t waste your time
With dinner and wine
If the conversation
Leads me to contemplation
Of dining with swine
On Valentine’s Day…
But Sir don’t forget the chocolate
Stop looking at that golden locket
I would think of you fonder
If you brought the sweets to your mother
And told her that you love her
On Valentine’s Day…