Don’t Buy Me Flowers

Don’t buy me flowers

They cost far too much

The price goes up

For the silly shmuck

On Valentine’s Day…

Don’t waste your time

With dinner and wine

If the conversation

Leads me to contemplation

Of dining with swine

On Valentine’s Day…

But Sir don’t forget the chocolate

Stop looking at that golden locket

I would think of you fonder

If you brought the sweets to your mother

And told her that you love her

On Valentine’s Day…

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