This isn’t one of those birthday cards that promises a picture of a naked woman and then doesn’t deliver…We never promised one in the first place. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Try not to think about the fact that you’ve been alive for over a century…Just think about the fact that you’re older than me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” – Henry Louis Menken…Five Bucks if you can remember what’s printed on the front of this card. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Sure, Donald Trump has money, fame, and a hit TV show, but you have something he doesn’t…a birthday card from me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
When I think back on all the nights we spent, just sitting and talking, I want to say…That’s a lot of headaches! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It seems I love you more every day…and every day there’s more of you to love. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Roses are red, Violets are blue…Damn, you’re old! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You’re twice the man you were when I married you…literally. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Youth is like wisdom…You’re short on both. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
If this birthday card were my tax returns…I’d be in jail right now. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
Sorry this is late…it’s been a busy year for birthdays. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?…Old Age. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
So I said, “Dear, don’t worry, I sent him a birthday card over a year ago!” HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!