How to Be an Environmenrtal Hero

The best way to recycle ?
Be lazy
write nothing
waste no paper
watch TV
all day
never go anywhere
save gas
eat fast food
never cook
save electricity
made by burning coal
which pollutes
wear the same clothes
nothing to throw out
no shopping
means no plastic bags
stay in bed
snuggled up
save heat
don’t build anything
saves trees
don’t mow
no pollution
be an environmental hero
be lazy…