I have a friend who knows how to shop,
She is in the stores every day.
She knows the bargains one by one,
And whether or not to pay.
She shops and shops all over the town,
She really knows her stuff.
She tells me where the bargains are,
I find the going rough.
The discounts stores they know her well,
They find her quite amusing.
She tells them how to cut their price,
So buyers aren’t abusing.
Comparison shopping is her name,
She does it very well.
I get the list of stores from her,
And visit them for a spell.