You expect me to believe in Santa
The tooth fairy is really true
Big foot is actually alive
And the Lochness monster too?
The kids at school have told me
That some of these are fake
I’m not quite sure who to believe
After all there is a lot at stake
I don’t want to miss out on presents
And money for my tooth
And if these monsters aren’t real
I’ve been tricked throughout my youth
But when a basket full of goodies
Arrives at my front door
Delivered by the Easter bunny
Chocolate and jelly beans galore
It will be hard to convince me otherwise
He exists, I have proof, I swear
Cause those that don’t believe get nothing
And that’s a thought I just can’t bear