Feminism is Killing Me

Before Feminism:
Wake up at 6:00 a.m., make eggs and bacon in my bathrobe, get the children dressed and off to school, make my husband’s lunch and kiss him goodbye, do a load of laundry, wash the dishes, make the beds, take the chicken out to defrost, eat a light lunch, shower and dress, work on my quilt, take a trip to the market for groceries, put groceries away, greet children, help with homework, make dinner, freshen up my make up, greet husband, eat dinner with family, put children to bed, pack lunches for next day, spend some time with my husband, head off to bed.

After Feminism:
Wake up at 5:00 a.m., jog, walk the dog, shower and dress, toast and pass out pop-tarts, get children dressed and off to school, leave before husband is out of the shower, work at office for seven hours, pick up pizza, pick up children, pick up dry cleaning, drive children to soccer practice, wash clothes while children are gone, pick children up, eat cold pizza, load dish washer, pack lunches for next day, fold laundry, put kids to bed, pay bills, put out the trash, walk the dog (again), call pest control about ants, check stock portfolio, reply to e-mails, get into bed, hear husband come home at midnight, pretend not to know he’s having an affair.

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