Johnny was ready to trick or treat,
He was dressed up from head to feet.
Knocking on the door at his first stop,
He was given nothing, no taffy, no chocolate, no tootsie-pop.
The man said one thing when he opened the door,
This is America and I have already given too much to the poor.
So as Johnny walks home with nothing in his hands,
He says thank you Obama, and your stupid plans.