Rick Perry Unsure How Old His Wife Is, Despite Having Access to Wikipedia

New Hampshire-While speaking in Portsmouth late Thursday afternoon, Rick Perry admitted to his supporters that he has no clue how old his wife is, even though Wikipedia clearly states that that she was born on March 5, 1952.

“How old do I think the old ball and chain is?” Mr. Perry asked the crowd. “You know what? I have no freaking clue. I do know though from 29 years of living with her that she is pretty darn old. Unfortunately, I don’t think anybody-including even Jesus-knows just how old the ol’ bag is.”

Moral of the story: This piece can be interpreted in one of two ways, depending on whether you have more faith in Rick Perry or Wikipedia-both of which, truth be told, lack credibility.

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