St. Pat’s Day: the Danger of Forgetting Your Green

I remember last year’s St. Pat’s day well,

I forgot to wear green on my lapel.

All the workers wore frowns,

As the office shut down,

On the way out they told me I smelled.

So this year I’m ready to go,

I’ll wear green even if I have to go through snow.

Green will be on my shirt,

Green will be on my pants,

I’ll wear green all the way down to my toes.

Unfortunately I heard a rumor going around,

It involved my safety on the company grounds.

I guess what I need to do,

Since I made the people so blue,

Is to quickly leave town and not wait around.

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