I remember last year’s St. Pat’s day well,
I forgot to wear green on my lapel.
All the workers wore frowns,
As the office shut down,
On the way out they told me I smelled.
So this year I’m ready to go,
I’ll wear green even if I have to go through snow.
Green will be on my shirt,
Green will be on my pants,
I’ll wear green all the way down to my toes.
Unfortunately I heard a rumor going around,
It involved my safety on the company grounds.
I guess what I need to do,
Since I made the people so blue,
Is to quickly leave town and not wait around.