Superman’s Girlfriend Has a Problem

The man of steel
Might feel
Kind of strange in a hug.
And he’d break a bed
He’s as heavy as lead
So he’d have to sleep on the rug.
Lois loves Clark
But her choices are stark
Give him up or sleep all alone.
Perhaps her best bet
Is to not move in yet
And instead just have sex on the phone.

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