I farted and the smell won’t dissapate….what do I do?

Run around in a circle fanning your butt as you go. 🙂 Or turn a fan on in the direction you want to send the smell.LOL–funny stuff.

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Try not wasting your time by asking stupid questions.

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Fan it around or walk away!

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dammit! be a man and take credit for it. you’re to old to just now get that lesson in man rules

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Did you cut the tail? That is wave your hand behind your butt and cut the tail so it quits following you around. And open a window!

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don’t open a window or turn on a fan…. quick bottle it !!! never know when you may need to offend an enemy…lol..

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OMG lol

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Suck it back in!!

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You probably need a good enema!!

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Try wiping

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become a loner at least.OMG!

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Get an emty jar and catch the gross air. Then open it up in like a year with all your friends in the room.Have fun

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light a candle! carefully!

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hahahahahah yer funny

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E-N-J-O-Y!

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Enjoy it man… enjoy it. I mean… if I could have my house smell like my Mom’s spaghetti all day? I would in a heartbeat…You’ve got a permanent fart cloud around you… people would KILL (or die?) for that! Ever heard of air freshener? Buy some and then spray it!