Christmas Poem: “A Commercialized Christmas Story”

If you’re scanning through poems for Christmas to find one containing a humorous outlook on the commercialization of Christmas, “A Commercialized Christmas Story” is for you!

A Commercialized Christmas Story

‘Twas three months before Christmas
And all through retail stores
Holiday displays begin to emerge.

Soon Coke will whore out Santa Claus
Like he’s a corner worker
Employed specifically for the company’s soda pimping purposes.

Thanksgiving officially kicks off the season,
The SALES season.
Black Friday, cyber Monday, and now small business Saturday?

Look now here comes your wife full of cheer
And news too, your in-laws are extending their visit this year!
“Jesus Christ.”

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