My Pants Are Too Tight

My pants are too tight.
I need to lose weight.
My body is telling me
I’m so out of shape.

My pants are too tight.
I can just barely breathe.
I’m about to pass wind.
Would you please kindly leave.

My pants are too tight.
My belt won’t unbuckle.
I’m panicking now.
I’m ready to call uncle.

My pants are too tight.
I can hardly move about.
My button just popped off.
No time to whine or pout.

I’m finally able to take off my pants.
No more fat food for me.
I’ve been given another chance.


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