Christmas Makes Me Atheistic

Christmas makes me atheistic
Because it’s so materialistic
Instead of love we’ve got some slick shtick
If Jesus saw he would get sick quick.

Early shoppers pepper sprayed
I wonder if the sprayer prayed?
“Please God! Let me be first in line”
“An X-box would be mighty fine”.

Endlessly buying useless c**p
And letting Jesus take the wrap.
Instead of trying to spread joy
We cover everyone in toys.

It’s fine to celebrate the day
But could we do it a better way?

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