Christmas makes me atheistic
Because it’s so materialistic
Instead of love we’ve got some slick shtick
If Jesus saw he would get sick quick.
Early shoppers pepper sprayed
I wonder if the sprayer prayed?
“Please God! Let me be first in line”
“An X-box would be mighty fine”.
Endlessly buying useless c**p
And letting Jesus take the wrap.
Instead of trying to spread joy
We cover everyone in toys.
It’s fine to celebrate the day
But could we do it a better way?