What is a good mommy to be joke

What is the best yo momma joke.

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

What is the best “Your Momma” joke?

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Yo mama is so fat she wear a malcom x shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her Yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters Yo mama is so fat she tripped on 4th ave and landed on 12…

Do you know any good ”yo momma” jokes?

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Yeah, Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a paint roller to put on lipstick lol

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Q: A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying ‘God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.’The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye grandpa?’The little girl said, ‘I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.’The next day grandpa died.The father thought it was a strange coincidence.A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: ‘God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.’The next day the grandmother died.Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, ‘God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.’He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.When he got home his wife said ‘I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?’ He said ‘I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.’She said ‘You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened. This morning our long timr neighbour James dropped dead on our porch.’

A: This is like a Maury episode!

ive got a good blonde joke!!do you have any good jokes???

Q: main blonde ones.please and thank you,and no offense to blondesive got a good blonde joke:ok so theres this girl and shes going to school and so she goes to school comes back home runs to her mother and this is what she says,”mommy mommy, today we learned are abc’s, and when every one else went to d i made it all the way up to g,is it because im blonde mommmy is it because im blonde?”and her mom says”yes honey because your a blonde.”the next day she goes to school comes back home and says”mommy mommy today we learned our numbers and when every one else went to 15 i made it up to 23,is it because im blonde mommy is it because im blonde?then her moms said “yes because your blondethe the 3rd day she goes to school like before and comes back home goes to her mom and says”today we did gym and when we took out shirts off every one else had a flat chest and i have a wayyy bigger chest,is it because im blonde ?”then her mom said “no honey its because your 25.”hahahahahaha the only person that didnt like it happends to be a blondei did say no offense so dont get your undies in a knot 😛

A: this one is super funny it’s a blonde guy joke! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on= scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage!If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jumpoff this building.” The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.” The blonde opened his lunch and said, ” Bologna again! If I get a bolognaa sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.” The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!” The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos orenchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.” (Oh this is GOOD!!)? Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.Isn’t it so funny!-carly

good joke or what?

Q: A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.Mom : “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play.”Son : “But mom, there’s no one to play with.”Mom : “I’ll play with you, what do you wanna play?”Son : “Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed.”The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad’s fishing hat and lit up one of his dad’s cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.Mom : “Now what do I do?”Son : “Get your ass out of bed, woman, and fix that kid some fuking ice cream.”star if funny

A: LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!hahahahhaha!!great one!!!!!!!STARRR!!