Why am I so old

What is a yo mamma so old joke

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Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake. Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.

That Joke Is So Old…How Old Is It?

http://philosophersplayground.blogspot.com/2008/08/that-joke-is-so-oldhow-old-is-it.html

This week good brother Helmut and good brother 71 alerted me to this story. The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

Why are you so old?

http://www.movietome.com/users/bigmouthkid/

I never knew 18 was considered an old age. Besides you’re one to talk you’re older than me.

Related Questions Answered on Y!Answers

Why I am not getting Yahoo Chess even after I cleared the old version off the cache?

Q: Not getting Yahoo chess. I responded to the message to clear the cache to clear the existing old version of the client. Still I am not getting yahoo chess. Why?

A: Normal ways of clearing cache( deleting browser history, temp files, cookies) does not remove older outdated game demosClick on Start button, ,Search,under files/folders, type in yahoo chess. When file comes up, right click on it then click remove. Next trip to chess it will prompt you to download the new demo for latest version of yahoo chess.Another option is;Right click on tools, internet options, general tab, temp files, settings button, view objects. High light the game you are having a problem with. Delete it. Now log onto yahoo mail, minimize it then go to game. A new demo will pop up, down load it. Game should now work

I have a 5 month old at home and he is a good baby. So why am I so tired all of the time?

Q: I am very sluggish and do the household chores that are important but find that after a few tasks I am spent completely. My old job was very demanding so why can’t I step up to this?

A: .You may not be getting all the rest your body requires you might try a multi- vitamin.

Why does my two year old who I am weaning vomit milk only at night?

Q: I am in the process of weaning my two year old from milk totally. Right now we only nurse at night. Every other night though he starts coughing and then vomits all of his milk. This only happens at night. This has been going on for at least a month or so. Can anyone please help me with this situation? Why is this happening?Thanks

A: Stop nursing him. He’s got more sense; he’s telling you enough. You’ve probably ingested something that doesn’t agree with his stomach. He’s ready to go it alone, I think you’re the one who might be having a hard time letting go.