make me cheer up?
i had a horrible dayi need somethong to cheer me up.maybe some jokes!!
More Answers to “make me cheer up?“go get yourself laid. always cheers me up
aww you had a horrible day im soo sorry since today was THHEE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!<3 i made cheerleading and the guy of my dreams asked me out wow wut a grreat day it was<333
Picasso walks into a bar. The bartender says ” Hey why so blue?”Van Gough walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. Van Gough says “What?!”
Turn to the LORD in the of need It always works.
Today was a horrible day, but tomorrow the sun will rise and shine for you giving you the opportunity to be a better person,to forget whatever bothered you. You are a very important person with gifts and talents inside of you . You are equipped with the necessary tools to be successfull in life. Think of what is it you do that makes you happy and do it! Drink some java, take a walk, have an ice-cream,buy a magazine. whatever to cheer you up. Remember you are special and unique and you are strong to get over that and whatever will come. Make IT A GOOD DAY!
Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license? Because she got an F in Sex.
You sound like a freind of mind that has the similar problem u do i just tel her i just tel here we are all made diffrent then i tell jokes . heres a few jokes that i hope lightin yur day (1) A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, “It’s idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ***!” (2) There’s 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician “I want to go to the moon”. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says “I want to go to Mars”. He says she can go next week. The blonde says “I want to go to the sun”. The flight technician says, “Don’t you know you’ll burn up?” The blonde says “Well then I’ll go at night.” (3)To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her “why are you laughing?” the blonde replied “I just got the first one!”
eve says to adam “darling, do u love me”? adam replies “no i dont” eve starts crying and asks “then why did you make love to me”? adam replies ” helloooooooooo do you see anyone else around here?? Source(s):try this> http://www.beauty-centre.bogspot.com
i went to a store today, and spoke with a manager. she had hte largest, white mustache i have ever seen on a man. note: she. also, she was so ugly, i could barley look at her. it was horrid.
Like yo-mama jokes? I sure hope so! yo mama’s so fat she has more chins than a hong-kong phone bookyo mama’s so fat she gave the hospital stretch marks.Here are some brain teasers:What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!Who’s bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby! Mr. Bigger’s baby because he is a little bigger!Do fish get cramps after eating?How come abbreviated is such a long word?Why are there 5 sylables in the word “monosylabic”?If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Hope ya like them!
WHY IS YOUR NOSE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE?Because it’s the scenter.So sorry today was a real stinker. Here’s to a turnaround for tommorrow! How about giving you a tickle 🙂