It’s calendar crazy time.
Calendars of cats,
Calendars of dogs,
Calendars of lions,
And calendars of hogs.
Calendars of rivers,
Calendars of mountains,
Calendars of forests,
And calendars of fountains.
Calendars of celebrities,
Calendars of clowns,
Calendars of models
In their nightgowns.
Calendars of dreams,
Calendars of hope,
Calendars of kitchens
And of country soaps.
Calendars of everything
In your imagination.
I think I shall go on a
Calendar Vacation.