New Year’s Resolutions for 2012

I will spend less time attacking my fellow liberals and more time attacking the real enemy: Republicans

I will continue to have hopes and dreams, because if you don’t have dreams, you have nightmares.

I will work to get Democrats (including Obama) elected.

I will continue to support my favorite charities.

I will give my children hugs (even if they think they don’t want them)

I will try to live by my favorite saying of all time:

Most people worry about their own bellies and other people’s souls when we all should worry about our own souls and other people’s bellies

which is from Rabbi Israel Salanter

I will also try to live by this quote:

If I am not for myself, who is for me?
If I am for myself alone, what am I?
If not now, when?

Which is from Hillel

I will try not to get too mad at myself when I fail.

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