Present Meets Past

One day Present dressed in husky shorts, racer shirt and Nike sneakers meets Past who is dressed in denim jeans, chaps, boots, long johns and hand-tooled boots with a cowboy hat. Past looks at Present and says, “You n’ I got same hair.” He scoffs. Past then says, “You n’ I got same looks and I wunder why ya doncha wera gun? Gotta half that nowdays.” Present laughs. Past says, “You speak English.” Present is impolite. “Past talks funny”, he says. “I don’t need a gun, I got my mom!” adds Present. Present looks at Past. “Oh,” Past says, “I lost me ma in a dream.” He then adds, “I carryed tintype of her.” Present shows Past his picture of mom. Past says, “That me ma.”