What do they do that is good for you

and not that which is based on what we think is right or on established human tradition.^4

http://www.crcna.org/pages/heidelberg_gratitude.cfm

Gliptone or Autoglym leather cleaner, both good, both do the job properly. As for your dash cleaner, just about any brand is good. You can get Autoglym dash cleaner for less than £8.95 and with no postage costs at your local Halfords. I use…

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=273345

and is done for his glory; and not that which is based on what we think is right or on established human tradition.

http://www.ucc.org/beliefs/heidelberg-catechism.html

Related Questions Answered on Y!Answers

Do you want to laugh?

Q: An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar . . .. . . and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. 

Noting the pirate’s peg-leg, hook, and eye patch the seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”

The pirate replies, “We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin’ me out, a school of sharks appeared and one of ’em bit me leg off.”

”Blimey!” said the seaman. “What about the hook?”

”Ahhhh…,” mused the pirate, “we were boardin’ a trader ship, pistols blastin’ and swords swingin’ this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off.”

”Zounds!” remarked the seaman. “And how came ye by the eye patch?”

”A seagull droppin’ fell into me eye,” answered the pirate.

”You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.

”Well,” said the pirate, “it was me first day with the hook…” ====A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter’s plane . . .The daughter was coming home from the Peace Corps in Uganda and surprises her Mother who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and serving the matzoth ball soup.

The mother is so thrilled she can’t stop hugging and kissing her daughter.

Finally she says, “Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what you were doing.”

Her daughter says, “Mom, I got married.”

”Oy, mazeltov,” says the mother. “How could you do that without telling me? What’s he like? What does he do? Where is he?”

”He’s waiting outside on the porch while I tell you.”

”What are you talking about? Bring him in. I want to meet my new son-in-law.”

The daughter brings him in and to her consternation the mother sees a black man standing before her wearing a big grin, a feathered cod piece, an enormous head dress, animal tooth beads and he is holding a very tall spear in an upright position.

The mother grabs her daughter, slaps her back and forth on both cheeks and screams, “Dummy, Stupid, Idiot. .I said RICH doctor!”-====A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding . . .. . , and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, “having some problems with circle flies there, are ya”

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said “Well yeah, if that’s what they are? I never heard of circle flies.”So the farmer says “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, ?Hey…wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass”

The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”

The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, “Hard to fool them flies though.”===Four guys are driving cross-country together . . .. . . one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York.

A bit down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, “What the hell are you doing?”

The man from Idaho says, “Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho they’re laying around on the ground- I’m sick of looking at them!”

A few more miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Florida asks “What are you doing that for?”

The man from Iowa replies, “Man, we have so many of these damned things in Iowa I’m sick of looking at them!”

Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out.Angela-FYI- my friends who come to read my jokes do not have your reasoning. They read the jokes and do not get uppity about how long they are. They come to read. Because everything in life has to be read. I do not understand why high school does not teach that. I can read all kinds of things that are long, especially jokes.capish?I copied and pasted the jokes from a joke site.If you cannot read long stretches of text it is cool.there are others that do, and will, and can.

A: Very good.I say to the others if you don’t like long jokes or whatever find a shorter one to read.

What should I do for Halloween?

Q: Hi. So I have a few choices as to what I should do for Halloween this year. I live about 125 miles away from a very large city, where a co-worker of mine resides. A few of my friends are going up there to see my friend/co-worker and they will probably go to some parties and go on a haunted ship. They just invited me recently and I wonder if I should go with or stay in town with my friends and go trick or treating or go to some parties with friends. What would you do? Also to paint a better picture, my friends that I would be going with are dating and the kid we would be going to see is single. We would be spending the night up in the big city. Thanks.

A: Halloween is one of the best times of the year so try something like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HA4kGoTctsLove,B.

What do you think of Behringer Amps?

Q: What is your opinion on the Behringer Virtube vt250fx, vt100fx, vt50fx, and/or the Behringer gtx60? I just discovered these amps, but are they good quality, considering they are relatively cheap? If so, which is your favorite? I’ll appreciate any of your answers, I’ve been looking at amps for weeks and I can’t find the right one. If you have any suggestions for other amps, that’d be great. My price limit is roughly $400, but that’s pushing it a bit. Thanks

A: i have never personally used a behringer amp, but have heard good things. Behringer makes quality stuff. thats all i know sorry.