Can dogs get appendicitis

Can dogs get appendicitis

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No, dogs can suffer from many diseases and afflictions but appendicitis is not one of them. ChaCha!

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Can a dog get appendicitis?

Q: just wondering about that.

A: I think they can get it from sitting in their pen too much.Dicitis comes from the Latin “Decitir” which means “to sit.”Of course Appen is where you can keep a dog if you don’t have a kennel.

JOKES…………GOOD ONES TOO?

Q: Please tell me if you like these jokes and tell me yours if you have them…..AND GIVE ME A STAR IF U LIKE PLEASE!!!!!!!Knock knock,Whos there?Ya,Ya who?.com {YAHOO.COM}There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range. Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it. whats pink and fluffy?pink fluffwhats blue and fluffy?pink fluff holding its breathEMBARRASSING  MEDICAL EXAMS                                                                                                                                                                                   1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs –and I was in the wrong one.  Dr. Mark MacDonald,  San Francisco   2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. ‘Big breaths,’ I instructed. ‘Yes, they used to be,’ replied the patient.    Dr. Richard Byrnes,  Seattle , WA   3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’ Dr. Susan Steinberg  4. During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. ‘Which one?’ I asked. ‘The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I’m running out of places to put it!’ I had  him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!  Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.   Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,  Norfolk , VA  5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’ After a look of complete confusion she answered. Why, not for about twenty years – when my husband was alive.’ Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis 6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ ‘It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste’ the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’     Dr. Leonard Kransdorf,  Detroit , MI   7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, ‘Keep off the grass.’ Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said, ‘Sorry, had to mow the lawn’   Submitted by RN no name  AND FINALLY!!!.. ……… …..   8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, ‘I’m sorry.. Was I tickling you?’ She replied, ‘No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener’.    Dr. wouldn’t submit his namehow do you catch a poler bear?ANSWER: you vut a hole in the ice then you put peas around the ice hole then when the poler bear comes down to take a pea you kick him in the ICE HOLE!!!!!!!There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel – they said, because it was bigger.One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger, or what?”Slowly, Johny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20Thanks for answering!!!These jokes are CLEAN as a DOCTER!!!!lol i now…….i am geeky lol!!!

A: Good one..here’s mine (a bit rough)Iraq A soldier was running down the road, and came to a fork in the road, wherehe saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, “Please Sister, may Ihide under your skirt for a few minutes? I’ll explain WHY later.” The nun agreed. Just a moment later, two Military Police came running alongand asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MP’s disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister.You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.” The nun said, “I think I can fully understand your fear.” The soldier added, “I hope you don’t think I’m rude or impertinent, but youhave a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen agreat pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Iraq either.

Short Juniors’ Jokes. Interested?

Q: HERE ARE SOME SHORT JOKES 4 U…………. WHY WAS THE CHICKEN SICK? IT HAD PEOPLE POX.. —————— WHAT’S WHITE AND WOOLLY AND GOES ‘BAA-AAA-AA-AAAA’, NOT ‘BABAABAAA’? A SHEEP FALLING OFF A CLIFF….. ——————– A MAN WILL GO A LONG WAY TO SAVE HIS FACE; BUT A WOMAN JUST SITS AT THE DRESSING TABLE….. ——————————- WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE FLAT FEET? TO STAMP OUT BURNING DUCKS….. ————– WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON ‘BLAH’BERING EVEN WHEN NO ONE IS LISTENING? A TEACHER! ——————-WAITER! WHAT IS THIS FLY DOING IN MY ICE-CREAM? SHIVERING, SIR! ————– WHY IS AN ELEPHANT LIKE A TEACHER? STICK UP SOME CHALKS UP ITS NOSTRILS AND YOU’LL KNOW………. WHAT IS A STREET DOG’S FAVORITE FOOD? JUNK FOOD. OUT OF YOUR JUNK OUTSIDE! ———–WHY DID THE ASTRONOMER GET TOLD OFF THE SCHOOL? HE WAS ALWAYS STARING INTO THE SPACE. ————-‘ DO YOU REALLY THINK MY DAUGTER HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY?’ PROFESSOR,’ OH YESS! BUT NOTHING SEEM TO DEVELOP’. ———- INTERESTED POKING NEIGHBOUR,’WHAT’S IN THIS BOWL ?’ ‘ IT’S BEAN SOUP’. ‘I DONT CARE WHAT ITS BEEN,WHAT IS IT NOW?’ —————-PROFESSOR, ‘WHERE DO YOU FIND GIANT SNAILS?’CHOROUS,’ON A GIANT’S FINGERS AND TOES !’ ————–GRAFFITI ON THE WALL: PRESERVE WILDLIFE-PICKLE A SQUIRREL. DRINK VARNISH-YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE A LOVELY FINISH. IS THERE ANY INTELLEGENT LIFE ON THE EARTH. NO I AM ONLY VISITING. ——————-WANNA JOIN DRACULA’S FAN CLUB ?SEND YOUR NAME , AGE, ADDRESS AND YOUR BLOOD GROUP. ———-HOW DO YOU FLATTEN A GHOST? USE A SPIRIT LEVEL. ——————-WHAT IS DRACULA’S FAVORITE PLACE IN NEW YORK?VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING. —————WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME LOVABLE MONSTER.?A TOTAL FAILURE. —————-WHAT DO YOU DO WHENYOU CANT FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO HOME AFTER SCHOOL? COME BACK AND LOOK IN THE LOST PROPERTY. ——————-DID YOUR BIG SISTER HELP YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?NO, MISS, SHE DID IT ALL HERSELF. —————— HOW’S THE LITTLE LAD WHO SWALLOWED THE 50 CENTS COIN?NO CHANGE YET, I AM AFRAID. ——————-DOCTOR DOCTOR, EVERYONE KEEPS IGNORING ME . NEXT PLEASE! —————-DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PACK OF CARDS. I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER. —————————-DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A SPOON SIT STILL AND DONT STIR. —————MRS. DOLKINS, YOU HAVE ACUTE APPENDICITIS.I CAME HERE TO BE TREATED, NOT ADMIRED, DOCTOR. —————————–A DIAMOND IS SO STONG THAT IT CAN CUT EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY A MAN’S BANK ACCOUNT. ————– ‘ARENT YOU THE GIRL I KISSED LAST NIGHT? ‘ ‘ AT WHAT TIME? ‘ ————————————————————————— WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THESE…. SO WHY NOT PUNCH A STAR???

A: Tons of funny, clean jokes. Thanks for the laugh.