Do not go naked into this cold night,
Hail mixed with rain will pelt you in your face;
Layer, layer and you will be alright.
Though at its peak summer was feeling right,
With sunshine so warm you could wear just leis;
Do not go naked into this cold night.
Cold days, a season of sales and store fights
Shoppers so frantic to purchase blu-rays;
Layer, layer and you will be alright.
Wild sales, cold Black Friday with lines afright,
Things much cheaper than only yesterday;
Do not go naked into this cold night.
Pointless early shopping, one hectic sight
People pushing ev’ryone in their way;
Layer, layer and you will be alright
And you, dear shopper, here in this sad plight
Whether with cash, check or credit you pay;
Do not go naked into this cold night
Layer, Layer and you will be alright.