A heart-shaped headstone that reads,
Mr. and Mrs. Goodlong Story
Here lie a husband and wife of excellent quality.
“Will you marry me?” he asks.
“What is the measure of a man?” she replied.
“It is the quality of his life” he answers.
“What defines this quality?” she asks.
“He does” he replies.
“Of a man who takes a wife, what is his measure?” she asks.
“It is the quality of his life” he replies.
“What defines this quality?” she asks.
“The quality of the wife” he responds
“What defines the quality of the wife” she asks.
“The story of their life” he says.