Oh no! Abraham Lincoln’s car is stuck in traffic! He’s going to be late for the Gettysburg Address! Being a good citizen, he pulls over to the side of the road to text the text of the Gettysburg Address to the host committee at Gettysburg (he Googles first to find the address of the Gettysburg Address).
But he’s in a hurry! So, Lincoln decides to text the first three letters of each word of the Gettysburg Address …. and use auto suggest! How bad could it be?
And so a guest speaker speaks
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