Enjoy a look back at the teeny weenie disappearing bikini. But first, fall over winter and spring into 2012 summer bikini bathing suits.
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Bathing suit designers have stepped up their bikini game by adding flow, hydro-texture, low-cut, high-cut, shape, butt and/or bust lifting perks to their bikini bathing suit masterpieces. Most can say that many designers could have spared more waterproof fabric for some underexposed bikinis. But not at Elite Fashion Swimwear. The designers behind these bikinis cover their end – nice job!
The Bikini
The breast and crotch cover two-piece swimsuit, otherwise known as a bikini, grew into a highly publicized event during 1946. The first string bikini came with a g-string and 19-year-old Micheline Bernardini, a nude model. Since the dawn of bikini time an exposed pair of swimming panties has always attracted the stuttering male species (and some females).
It is the old naughty saying. “If you want to catch a ‘dear’ simply flash your husband your panties.”
But these are bathing suits designed for h2o, sand, and lots of sun until it falls apart. In time the thread may react to water, sand granules, and the blazing heated sun. However, the bikini’s main function was to cover the breast and crotch area so that Eve could frolic close to naked in front of Adam at the public pool, shared lake, or open ocean without getting slapped with a public nudity charge. And the only main function seemingly lacking in the next three bikini mentions.
Three of a Teeny Kind
When is the weenie too, well, teeny? Ice-T’s Coco, Shauna Sand, and Mariah Carey could offer some insight to that answer. Coco goes semi-free-kini, Shauna works the full “pikini” Bedrock appeal. And Mariah chills between spills as she sports her thin scarf. Whoops! Bikini.
If tiny bikinis were a crime these ladies would be hardcore felons (2nd offenders). On the lighter side of life, or the flip side, Miley Cyrus shares a cute teen-kini. Check it out! But first, a look back at g-string overexposure.
Time for some hot Coco! Coppertone not included.
Coco and Ice-T marks a bad drink combination but perfect otherwise. Ice-T loves his super curvy Coco! Coco, as shared by Radar Online, totes around two super-sized McPillows and a potentially killer shake. Coco’s thick and healthy radiant skin seems to be on the verge of bursting off the teeny weenie bathing suit but it never seems to happen (thank you).
Coco’s front bottoms sloop down into a small triangle of smooth fabric. The bottoms wear Coco well. Her top portion wears out the bikini – well, literally.
The photo shown appears to be a Coco overload of breast tissue (or filler). So round that some wonder if Coco had a procedure done to reshape her nipples so they become less noticeable. Co-conspiracy solved since there’s the disappearing red bikini bathing suit with a couple of perks so per say. Radar Online’s photo proves, once and for all, that Coco does own a pair of lady lumps (on each side). All in all, Coco’s teeny weenie bikini-sense makes sense to Ice-T. He’s loco for Coco’s puff!
Shauna Sand is a pink Bedrock dream but her breasts seem to be heading out for the day in one Radar Online photo. Sand is wearing a very nice bathing suit perfect for someone with a slightly smaller bust – but not as perfect for Shauna. However, that perfect Shauna Sand “U” shape valley can be distracting to some viewers and dictate or alter final opinion.
Mariah Carey, as I just found out, is not everyone’s favorite. Say it isn’t so! The outrage. The deception. For the record, Celebrity with Diseases is not always accurate. For instance, Mariah Carey’s uterus is not lined with animal pelts. Pretty sure about that. Mariah’s photo next to the rudely described diva displays the star’s upper half. Oh wait, displays? We meant exposes.
Mariah has gone super-size with breasts headed overboard. Will they jump or remain in the thin chest hammock? The casual drink in Mariah’s hand within the photo needs no topper but her cups may need larger lids. Could Carey be next year’s bikini malfunction? You wish kid!
On the Flip Side
In 2009 Miley Cyrus wore a sexy hot pink string number with a not so small top and the classic tiny bikini bottoms. Popsugar shares some nice Miley Cyrus photos of good taste. The photos portray a somewhat innocent appeal – in a killer tweeny (teen-kini). The color of the bathing suit is eye-catching. It’s a beautiful shade from the smooth hot pink color wheel. The suit drapes softly with different colored strings from the suit itself. Bravo Miley!
From the age of Farrah Fawcett’s bedroom wall poster to the modern and wild Kim Kardashian power drive pillow stuffing bikini, the bikini has always managed to get noticed. These days bikinis can be worn by various sized bodies since the stretch material can make that happen. But there’s always that one issue coming between you and that hot bikini – $150 +…
Related source(s):
Bikini Shopping, Elite Fashion Swimwear, http://www.elitefashionswimwear.com/lulifama-swimwear.html
Coco in bikini, Radar Online, http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/photos-hot-coco-best-and-worst-ice-ts-curvy-wife-her-bikini
Coco in red bikini, Current, http://current.com/entertainment/92690489_nicole-coco-austin-in-small-bikini-super-hottttttttt.htm
Shauna Sand in bikini, Radar Online, http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/86229/2010/09/beach-bods-2010
Mariah Carey in bikini, Celebrities with Diseases, http://www.celebrities-with-diseases.com/celebrities/mariah-carey-gives-birth-to-human-children-shocker-15612.html
Miley Cyrus in bikini, Pop Sugar, http://www.popsugar.com/Miley-Cyrus-Bikini-Photos-Hot-Pink-Miami-Miley-Cyrus-Tattoo-Photos-6513018
(accessed Oct 8, 2011)