If you are a guy who likes girls then making out with a hot college girl will be one of the greatest achievements of your life; so far. There are a few things you can do to improve the odds that you will land yourself a hot college girl. For the purposes of this article we won’t discuss the clothing, the attitude, the look, we will just talk about the music.
Some songs, or specific genres of music, will make you appear immature or chauvinistic. You want to avoid these. That means no hip hop! Every other college-aged guy will be blaring hip hop. Do you really want the hot girl to associate you with every other guy or do you want to be original and make a lasting impression in her mind before she even knows it? Thought so. Take my advice. It will help. Here are the top 10 songs to play in order to up your odds of making out with a hot college girl.
10) Fade Into You – Mazzy Star. This slow train to de-clothingville is a definite favorite to showcase the debonair side in all of us. Found on 1993’s So Tonight That I Might See album, this song will set the mood post haste. Just don’t put it on unless you have the rest of these songs waiting to play. Alone, this song will be kind of creepy.
9) I Love You – Climax Blues Band. Let’s be completely serious here. This might very well be the single most beautiful song ever written. Ever. And you’ve never heard of it. What a shame. But, on the plus side, most hot college girls have never heard it either. It will mesmerize her into a trance-like state of lustfulness. One word of caution – Notice the title of the song? Yep. It is brought up all through the song. If this is just a one-night stand kind of girl you may not want to use this song as she could get the wrong impression. Did I mention that this is an absolute perfect song?
8) The Edge of Forever – The Dream Academy. This song is most famous for two things. 1 – It’s in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. 2- It was the follow up to the huge hit Life In A Northern Town. It is a John Hughes-esque song which is fitting since it is in one of his movies. This song is for the more sophisticated hot college girl. If you are playing it, and she states how much she loves the song, you are about to board the one way plane to spit swapping. Enjoy, and you’re welcome.
7) Tender Love – Force M.D.’s. This song will get you any girl you want. The emotionally-charged piano (or keyboard) movements alone will make her knees so weak that she’ll need to loosen her pants to avoid falling. You need to be there to catch her. This song speaks to your…tender side. It’s not a tough guy song. It is a sensitive guy song. When he sings “Surrender baby”, she will have already done so.
6) I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Frank Sinatra. Little known fact – Your grandparents conceived your mother while listening to this song. Carry on the family tradition. Minus the conceiving.
5) Fascination Street – The Cure. If the hot college girl you are trying to woooooo is more of the dark and brooding type then she will love this song. If she has a sexy tan then try a different song. Tan girls don’t typically like The Cure. This works with hot goth college girls, hot emo college girls, and surprisingly well with hot repressed girl-next-door college girls. Just be careful not to play an entire album by The Cure as it will start to depress her and, ultimately, you.
4) All I Want Is You – U2. This song is from the 1988 Rattle And Hum album. It is the best love song that U2 has ever written. The way Bono whispers so seductively throughout the entire song is the tipping point that will get her to show you her 15 tattoos located between her knees and her Oh God please!. This is pure sex. Use it wisely.
3) Darling Nikki – Prince & the Revolution. This song, from the 1984 Purple Rain soundtrack, is so dirty, so dangerous, so single-entendre laden, so against everything your momma raised you to be, that it will shock the average hot college girl into losing all inhibitions and forgetting that you aren’t actually Prince. Every mini-second of this song is dripping with bodily fluid. Please make sure you know the hot college girl before trying this song. If done with the wrong hot college girl you could end up with a hot college slap in the face.
2) Honky Tonk Woman – The Rolling Stones. This song screams that you are a bad boy. The only thing hot college girls like more than a bad boy is a rich bad boy. If you are going to use this song you need to look the part. Wear a flannel shirt (vintage thin flannel, not thick grunge flannel) and some tight jeans. She will beg to rip them off you. Make sure the shirt isn’t a favorite as she will probably rip the buttons off it to get it off you. This song works great if followed by other Stones songs. Just get one of their hits cds and have at it. You should know that this song isn’t too long so don’t hesitate. She won’t like it if you do, either.
1) Wicked Game – Chris Isaak. This is the sexiest song ever recorded. This is the song that Romeo used to woo Juliet. It is so passionate and seductive that no hot college girl has been able to resist its lure. It is the siren call for the panty dropping crowd. It is responsible for more unwanted pregnancies than tequila. This song could get a nun to break her vow of chastity. With you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to call my girlfriend. Immediately.