Do you lose pounds by spitting

Does spitting while running really make you lose more pounds??

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If you are referring to fat burn, the answer is no. However, other than annoying your fellow runners, you actually may get dehydrated a bit faster. The “thicker-feeling” saliva you get while running is actually an indication of de…

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Bullimia…?

Q: What do you think of people who go bullimic? If someone goes bullimic but when they try they only spit up phlegm? What would you say to someone who goes bullimic? And how would you help them? B/c i tried it but i wouldnt puke. I need to lose 26 pounds by May and so this is the only way I know how to do it. Please help! Thanks!I only tried once but I couldnt do it. So I was just seeing what people had to say about it.

A: Please do not consider it. My sister is currently anorexic and,our family is slowly falling apart. Vomiting up your meals is not the way to loose weight. If you don’t eat anything then your body will go into starvation mode. This means it will store all the energy and fat that it has just try and keep itself alive.Therefore it will take you along time to loose the weight.Anorexia and bullimia are addictive diseases. Once you see that you loose weight at first you start to think that this is the perfect diet. People think your eating, nobody notices and the weight comes off. Trust me its far from it.If you throw up too often the acids in your stomache that are meant to digest your foods will slowly but surley start to erode both your teeth ,throat and gums. It will hurt like hell and you teeth wil be reduced to stumps of yellowing tooth.Your way of thinking will also begin to change. You will want to keep going and going. ” Il just loose another pound or 2″ you will say to yourself. Then once the weight has come off you will say “jus a few more”. Thats how the cycle goes. It never ends. At leat not until you die.Please do not make your self sick or starve your self or do anything that is unhealty. You are just shooting yourself in the foot. Even if you do loose the weight,it won’t stay off for ever.Your body will lower its metabolism,so that any food you do eat will go straight to fat. Therefore when a normal eating pattern returns you will have to spend the rest of you life dieting.My sister is anorexic and she is almost a different person. Her hair is dry,her skin is pale and yellow. Her eyes are sunken. She used to be beautiful. Now shes just dying. It breaks my heart everyday to watch her doing this to herself. She is in thearpy and has been in hospital but she isnt recovering.Don’t let your stro be simular. Get out while you can, and eat. You can eat and stay healthy. Just exercize and eat healthy. The weight will come off trust me.E-mail me if you would like to talk. But please don’t make yourself sick. Its no good and doesnt work.

eating disorder?

Q: I am 123 pounds, and 5 feet 4 in. I don’t eat much. Some days ill just have 2 apples and some crackers. Or if I do eat a lot, I’ll try to make myself throw up. Sometimes I can’t though because I really have no gag reflexes and only spit comes up, but when I do, i feel much better about myself, like I accomplished something. But since I don’t throw up everday, or after every meal than thats not an eating disorder.I’m trying to be 110 pounds by the end of this week.I lost 15 pounds in 3 weeks so i figure that 10 pounds in one week will not be that hard.Would you consider this an eating disorder?Sometimes I’ll even chew food just for the taste and then spit it out.but im happy with what im doing.I want to be doing this, i want to lose weight i want to look skinny.And i think this is the only way. eating healthy and exercising will not give me fast enough results…im just happy with what im doing…i dont know how to stop.

A: Yes! You have a serious problem and you should get help before it’s too late. Trust me I know. Now I’m 23 and wish I wouldn’t of done the things like you’re doing to yourself. It doesn’t matter if you do it every single minute or maybe once in a while, you still have a hang up with yourself and it isn’t anything to be taken lightly. Trust me on this! I’ve been there. I have lost more weight and look better since I eat healthy meals and exercise. Don’t do this to yourself, you will regret it.

Here are some jokes………?

Q: Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.”Is is beef?” The daughter Katie asked. “Nope.””Is it pork?” the son Willie asked.”Nope.” “Heck, we don’t know, Dad!” Willie exclaimed.”I’ll give you a clue,” the Dad said, “It’s what your mom sometimes calls me.” “Spit it out, Willie!” cried Katie, “We’re eating Asshole!!”A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nodded, “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.””From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor.” “No, from all that skipping.”A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who I haven’t seen in a long time.””That’s a shame,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?””Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Good bye, Mother!’? It would make me feel so much better.””Sure,” answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!” As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. “How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased a few things!”The clerk replied, “Your mother said that you would pay for her.”With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, “Not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, “Not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” So they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “I forgot where I put it.”A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.”The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed. The man sympathized and said “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.””You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.””That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away.” The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, “Why don’t you go home for the day…we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off and go relax.” Sally very calmly states, “No I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here.” The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. “If you need anything just let me know” says the boss. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically. He rushes over an asks, “What’s the matter now? Are you going to be ok?” Sally breaks down in tears. “I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!”

A: wow its been AGES since i’ve heard a differnt jokebrilliantthanks for that! hahahahahahaha