What is a sure fire way to not get a girl pregnant

What is a sure fire way to not get a girl pregnant

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At the end of my rope with no way out (serious help only!)?

Q: This is a going to be a bit long, but I will try to make it as short as possible.I have a 14 year old son. He is not and has not ever been like most kids, teenagers. He looks and acts like he is still maybe 9 years old- very immature. His father dumped me when I got pregnant so all his life it has pretty much just been him and I, except for when I was married (I’m on my 3rd). My first husband beat us both. It took a while but finally I got away.My second was an abusive womanizer as well. He left me for another girl.My son stayed with my parents off and on, and then with me. He never said a word about my husband (he was too young to remember the first) and wishing it were still me and him. We have always been close and he had always been respectful and a generally good kid.Now I am on my 3rd marriage and it is the best of all three, thought sometimes that’s not saying alot. We moved to New Zeland from the States. My son has friends here, and he never did over there. He has a life, food, a roof over his head, and a Dad.Sounds good right?Wrong.He is now acting up so much I just don’t know what to do. Counselors don’t help. Punishments and spankings don’t help. Yelling doesn’t help, and neither does acting as if nothing happened and letting him play with his friends. He steals stuff. He wastes food. He destroyed his room -food everywhere, bugs and lizards, dirt. Explaining the damages would take far too long, but trust me when I say it is the worst I have seen a kid do. If he gets a hold of fire he burns stuff. Razors or scissors, he cuts and slices. I have had one on one talks with him, trying to figure him out but it never works.He won’t shower or brush his teeth without being forced to. He smalls horrible and won’t wear deodorant. My husband wants to get rid of him and absolutely hates him now- I have a hard time keeping the peace between them and neither one cares what stress this puts on me.I’m ready to tear my hair out over this behaviour! It isn’t the usual becoming a teenager troubles. This is more, it runs deeper than that. If I could explain in detail everything him and I have gone through together I’m sure it would help- but I don’t have the space here because I know you guys have short attention spans.I cry for hours, blaming myself for being a bad mother. Should I send him off? What should I do???Yes, I have spoken to him, alone so that I make sure he never feels ganged up on. The trouble is my husband is very young- I’m almost 33 and he is 20- and he is very immature as well. I tell him I don’t want to send my son away- he is my flesh and blood! Guys come and go but your children are forever! I am a dedicated Mom- I haven’t looked for husbands, it just happened (I can’t really explain). I’ve spent years on my own, supporting myself, without a man’s help…just me and my son. I’d like to send him to a boarding school-type deal to give us all a break for a few weeks at best. And when we were in the States (I went to visit because I moved here alone first and he stayed with his Dad, who he now HATES), my Dad died and my son’s Dad tried to get my son taken away so he wouldn’t have to pay child support. My son had a choice who he could stay with and he chose me, telling me if he ever had to go to his Dad’s again he would kill himself (it was his idea to stay there when I 1st left )

A: Hey, look. I might be able to help you from the perspective of your son. I am a fifteen-year-old girl (this isn’t a lie; don’t accuse me of lying because I type with grammar and literacy, please) and, when I was younger, I was abused by a father, too.I think your son is angry at you. I don’t say this because I want to hurt your feelings, and I am not saying it is your fault, but I think this is the correct assumption. I, even after hitting stopped and whatnot, was very angry with my mother. She did not defend me and could not defend me. I felt angry that every man she had ever gotten for herself had to be a “deadbeat”. I was angry that she could never stick up for me, even when she wanted to. I knew my role as a child was to do my best and be loved and protected, but that was not the case, similarly to your son. Though things are better, your son most likely lives in the past. He probably feels multiple, indescribable emotions; he may even have a case of depression, which he covers up with his rebellious behavior. He may not just be spiteful towards you, but the men in the past, and the world altogether. I am not doubting your son’s strength, but there are probably times where he looks back, knowingly disturbed, and asks that one question– “why me?”The fact that your son had threatened to kill himself defends my belief that he is depressed. Though he may not be crying or blatantly “down in the dumps”, he probably feels a lot of pain and hurt and covers up this with anger. I can almost promise you that your son has suicidal thoughts and feels alienated because not everyone can relate to the hardship that he’s undergone. He probably, whether he admits it or not, feels heavily misunderstood, sad, maybe pitiful, and likewise angry. He’s so confused and overwhelmed by his thoughts and feelings that it just generates a rebellious behavior or personality disorder– which also seems apparent from his inability to reason with discussions about his behavior.Granted that you had multiple abusive husbands, I’m guessing that there were times where you were, too, confused. There were probably times where you loved your husband, even as he abused you, and that little occasional love is what made you hold onto them for longer than you should have. Like this, your son probably still feels an attachment to his birth father and his step-father, which is shaken off with absolute hatred. It’s obvious he is pained, and it’s going to take a lot of therapy (I don’t recommend anti-depressant medication) to heal him. Remember that it’s not all your fault.He might also be mad at you if you had “spanked” him, or allowed your third husband to. I know his behavior is completely out of control, but if that had happened to me after MY past, I don’t think I could ever forgive. Any intended infliction of pain like that probaby makes him angry, as he has gone through years of it that he didn’t deserve. So, as for consequences, I think I’d have to think harder before giving you advice on that one.I think your son needs counseling and support, as well as rewards for good behavior rather than major punishments for bad behavior. He might have developed a personality disorder or clinical depression from his past.I hope this helps. If you need any advice or would like to talk to me further, e-mail [email protected] (weird e-mail, I know, lol).

Do You Remember ???

Q: If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions…Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?A. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.Q. Do female frogs croak?A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I Love You”?A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.Q. What are “Do It,” “I Can Help,” and “I Can’t Get Enough”?A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.Q. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.Q. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?A. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?A. Charley Weaver: His feet.Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

A: Nicely done! Bravo! lol

Hollywood Squares Classics?

Q: Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver (aka Clifford Arquette ): Three days of steady drinking should do it.Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I Love You”? A Vincent Price : No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.Q. What are “Do It,” “I Can Help,” and “I Can’t Get Enough”? A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie : You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.Q. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde : Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.Q. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score? A Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie : Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen : Only after lights out.Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde : Make him bark?Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde : Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the armyQ. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver : I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet.Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

A: Besides being really funny, that was a great trip down memory lane! I used to love that show, and too bad all those great comedians are gone now.