You do not listen
You do not understand
she said
I listen
I just don’t agree
he said
All you men are alike
she said
You are just like your mother
he said
My mother is dead
she said
I should be so lucky,
he said
Enjoy the couch she said
I am sorry
he said
I would bring you flowers
But you would eat them
Hmm, she said
Why is divorce so expensive
she said
because it is worth it
Funny, he said
why do men die early
he said
because they want to
That’s not funny
she said
You smiled he said
Let’s go to bed
she said
Good night, I love you
he said
Love is not easy
she said
There is a reason
Cupid is armed
he said